Family guy..FTW!

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funniest blog ever

(Source: damnafricawhathappened)

Isang family dinner, nag tatanong yung Tita ko kung may kakilala daw kami na dalaga na gustong mag pakasal tapos kukunin sa Pilipinas yung lalake and all those freaky teleserye Filipino crap sabay tingin sakin. Ako keber lang. Pwede ba, para lang sa mga low life yang ganyang arrangement. Walang pumapansin sa tita ko so biglang sabi siya na WILLING mag bayad. Siyempre ako si magkano?! Tapos singit si mommy ng nako mahigpit sila blah blah crap. Sabi ko naman edi sa bahay natin titira paupahin mo sabay tanong kung magkano uli. Singit nanaman si mommy ng ang bayaran sa ganyan 10-15,000 cad at parang laking laki siya sa amount. SO ang reaction ko ay “yun lang?! never mind ni hindi man lang mababayran osap ko”.

Bitch please!

student loans ko minimum 20,000 cad plus tax and plus interest pa. at siyempre tubo pa! sa effort ko. So minimum ng papabayaran ko if ever ay asa 25. Kung may super desperado talagang afford yan siguro may chance in hell but if not. NO chance in hell will I ever do that shit. I guess hang over pa ko sa Fifty Shades and Christian Grey craziness with a capital K so mataas ang standards ko sa mga panahong ito. Haha. at isa pa think mag kaka heart attack ang tatay ko at hindi niya kakayanin so hindi talaga. Ang bottomline, ang dami pala talagang gustong pumunta dito and I just feel very blessed to be here.

PS: ang mahal talaga nung student loan. sana manalo ko sa Cash for life. YUN LANG. :D

Happy birthday to my one and only gorgeous dawny!!! See yeah later. @gorgeousdc 🎶👍💋😂 labyu so mats! (Taken with instagram)

Someday, I will work in one of these floors. Lol 👍 (Taken with Instagram at MaRS Discovery District)

It’s true…I was made for you. The Lucky ONE = Taylor Schilling :) (Taken with instagram)

jastinoyedrian:

One of the features that I really like on the Mac is its multi-touch capabilities, allowing for gestures to perform common tasks that would otherwise require keyboard shortcuts or additional clicking about. Also, I rarely use a mouse (except when doing some serious academic stuff and playing games) because of the wide functionality of the mac multi-touch keypad.

Some gestures require OS X Lion or later to use, and some gestures may have to be enabled manually in the System Preferences > Trackpad control panel. 

Here’s a list of the common multi-touch gestures for the mac ^^

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minsan kahit yung wall or yung switch ng ilaw.

jastinoyedrian:

BUMUBULONG pa rin sa pag rerecite ng pathways, mechanisms and structures. Halatang tumitira na sa library. YEAH!

Brother: Bakit ka kumamay sa pari?

Chie: Siyempre. Pampaswerte sa exams ko this week. :D

PARAPARAAN NALANG TALAGA TOH!!!

 Haha. Korney eh sa picture lang. kababawan forever. Pero feeling ko naman mas maganda ko don so nawala naman my jealousy.

(Got this from @jastinoy ‘s page)